Christmas at the Batcave

This also made me laugh, even though it’s stupid…

PS – I got another shout out – from the Buffy comic book people. Not to brag, I’m just flattered.
Left 4k Dead
Don’t have Left 4 Dead? (for shame!!) Want a circa 1993 version of what you’d be playing? Go here!
Well now…
I go to read my regular morning blogs, including Whedonesque, when I run across this:
Eye Fi – I’ve had it for 12 hours now…
Here’s an update on the Eye Fi wireless SD card. I picked up the cheaper home version at Amazon (I’m not sure how, but we got it for $59) and it arrived yesterday.
There’s a quick software install on the computer you want to have receive the pics, plug in the SD card (with included USB adapter) to the computer, and then it has you stick it in your camera and give it a try. Behold, it works like a charm! Brought it down this morning to take some pics, and sure enough, they’re sitting there waiting for me. No syncing, no cables. I’d highly recommend if you take pictures but hate getting them off the camera. Or if, like me, you get the pics off the camera, then leave the camera next to your computer for the next week.
They have Mac software too, if any of you, I don’t know, are having a kid soon and want to take lots of pictures to send your friends on the west coast…
Marriage By The Book
Time to rewrite marriage laws to conform to the Good Book.
A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)
B. Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)
D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother’s widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)
G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)
How to pick up girls – young readers edition
A 9-year-old Castle Rock kid published a book for his school book fair on how to talk to girls. The brilliant idea made it all the way to an appearance on Ellen and press in New York (where I saw this story in the paper while riding the subway). You can buy the book as well. Take a peek.




