Although every weekend us Bend residents can just go down to Drake Park to watch ‘em go. They appear to all be magic-less though, as everyone just seems to want to beat the crap out of each other. Which I totally get.
Yep, that’s right, this octopus only has six legs. Meet Henry. Hexapus is my new favorite word.
Forget what you learned in elementary school. The key to remembering the names of the planets now?
My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Palace Elephants.
No I am not kidding. If you don’t know what all of those stand for (like me), you better check yo’self before you wreck yo’self:
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And yes, I WAS listening to old school hip-hop this morning. Why do you ask?
Portland opens world’s first Vegan strip club.
I’m assuming they’ve got organic beers on tap and Stumptown coffee to sober you up. Surely they have the least scary bouncers in existence. “Umm, hey, could you guys kinda keep it down, mmmKay?”
A man convinced an underage girl that he was a half-werewolf, half-vampire hybrid.
He also had a guardian dragon. To prove to police that he was a hybrid, he showed them his canine teeth. The police responded, "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."
You’re welcome!
It’s a lot more complicated than you think. Geometry is involved just to get in the door. Stick with this one for a bit…
Katy has won concert tickets through KBCO twice. The first time it was to Big Head Todd the weekend we were in PDX, so we couldn’t use them. Yesterday she won tixz to… James Blunt. James fucking Blunt.
They also sent her some tax forms because she has to declare all this as income
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