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It’s a regular fountain of youth.

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I had to share this with y’all, cause it has been cracking me up all morning. Probably the best of the worst pick-up artist voice mails I’ve heard.

Dimitri, the catch.

“The Baconizer” should be Kevin Bacon’s nickname for…well, if you’ve seen Wild Things you know what I mean.

I don’t think “dance” is actually the correct reaction.

A-HA!!!

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Gingerbread Kama Sutra and other recipes you can try at home. I admire their skills but feel sure that this crowd could come up with even more creative options. Perhaps we should have a CG Erotic Bakeoff?

I’m having a hard time (heh heh) believing it’s real.  Yet, here’s the link.

Pipedream has produced a line of celebrity fantasy dolls that, unsurprisingly, look nothing like the real thing. The descriptions, however, are hilarious. Choose from “Eva Longwhoria,” “J. Ho,” “Sarah Jessica PorkHer” and many more! NSFW slideshow here.

Gotta love the Onion.

A man convinced an underage girl that he was a half-werewolf, half-vampire hybrid.

He also had a guardian dragon.  To prove to police that he was a hybrid, he showed them his canine teeth.  The police responded, "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."

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Katy has won concert tickets through KBCO twice.  The first time it was to Big Head Todd the weekend we were in PDX, so we couldn’t use them.  Yesterday she won tixz to… James Blunt.  James fucking Blunt.

They also sent her some tax forms because she has to declare all this as income

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