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How to pick up girls – young readers edition12.04.08

A 9-year-old Castle Rock kid published a book for his school book fair on how to talk to girls. The brilliant idea made it all the way to an appearance on Ellen and press in New York (where I saw this story in the paper while riding the subway). You can buy the book as well. Take a peek.

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Caption of the day09.24.08

SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED!

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Ernest Borgnine’s longevity secret08.14.08

It’s a regular fountain of youth.

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Let the Romance Begin08.07.08

I had to share this with y’all, cause it has been cracking me up all morning. Probably the best of the worst pick-up artist voice mails I’ve heard.

Dimitri, the catch.

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Lovely images for you…05.28.08

“The Baconizer” should be Kevin Bacon’s nickname for…well, if you’ve seen Wild Things you know what I mean.

I don’t think “dance” is actually the correct reaction.

 

A-HA!!!

More below the fold…

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Porn Bread05.12.08

Gingerbread Kama Sutra and other recipes you can try at home. I admire their skills but feel sure that this crowd could come up with even more creative options. Perhaps we should have a CG Erotic Bakeoff?

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Wii Strip??05.10.08

I’m having a hard time (heh heh) believing it’s real.  Yet, here’s the link.

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These imitations aren’t so flattering.03.13.08

Pipedream has produced a line of celebrity fantasy dolls that, unsurprisingly, look nothing like the real thing. The descriptions, however, are hilarious. Choose from “Eva Longwhoria,” “J. Ho,” “Sarah Jessica PorkHer” and many more! NSFW slideshow here.

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FCC okays nudity on TV…if it’s Alyson Hannigan03.04.08

Gotta love the Onion.

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Someone thought Twilight was a pick-up book02.11.08

A man convinced an underage girl that he was a half-werewolf, half-vampire hybrid.

He also had a guardian dragon.  To prove to police that he was a hybrid, he showed them his canine teeth.  The police responded, "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."

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