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Remember John Hagee, the evangelical preacher whose endorsement McCain had to back away from after Hagee mentioned that “the Holocaust was part of God’s plan for the Jews“? Apparently now he’s set his sights on the likes of you, David:

For others it’s laziness, you’re too lazy to work and support your children. I’m talking about men. You call yourself Mr. Mom, God calls you a bum. St. Paul says you are worse than an infidel. Let me look you right in the eye and tell you that Hell is your future home if all you do is sit on your backside and let your wife support you in your life.

Someone should lock him in the house with a colicky baby or an irrational, inconsolable toddler so he can understand firsthand just how, on certain moments of certain days, Hell is the stay-at-home parent’s current home.

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…and I’m not condemning her very existence. It’s causing me near-physical pain to admit, but I laughed at this.

This is one crazy fricking rant! Found on a phone pole in Amherst, Mass. Actually, found on all the phone poles!

The animated series!

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Bush, today, went to Saudi Arabia to beg for more oil.  It went sorta like this:

BUSH:  Hey guys, can you sell us more oil?

SAUDIS:  We’re not out of oil!!!

BUSH:  Um. 

But the best quote:

When Bush first ran for president in 2000, he criticized the Clinton administration for high fuel prices and said the president must “jawbone” oil producing nations and persuade them to increase production. At that time, oil was nearing $28 a barrel.

I received my first spam in the form of code today. Weird.

CONST
   usa;

VAR
   clinton,obama;

BEGIN
   REPEAT
       florida;
       michigan;
   UNTIL primaries=correct;
END.

Like most Clinton supporters, their lack of preparation shows. For example, in this code clinton has the same value as obama, and neither are used.

Having the usa be a constant sounds noble, but is pretty depressing too, depending on which aspects of the usa they’re referring to. The presidency? The people? No, no, I’m sure it’s the, “Clinton should win GodDammit-ness” of the usa which should remain constant.

Huckabee…I mean Hilary looks to have a new plan.

Now, faced with a mathematical mountain climb that even Stephen Hawking could not ascend, the Clintons — and it is indeed both of them — are just about to paste a bumper sticker on the rear of the collapsing vehicle that carries her campaign. It reads: VOTE WHITE.

Now, as much as I’m glad that people are actually paying attention to oregon’s primary (seriously…are there any after ours?  Are we officially the most pathetic political state, vote-by-mail being the only exception) this is just getting sad.

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Witness the global economy at work…

The factory owner reportedly told police the emblems had been ordered from outside China, and he did not know that they stood for an independent Tibet.

Workers who had grown suspicious checked the meaning of the flag by going online.

Thousands of flags had already been packed for shipping.

Police believe that some may already have been sent overseas, and could appear in Hong Kong during the Olympic torch relay there this week.

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…pray for hearing loss.