Culturegeeks

Via wonkette.

Time to rewrite marriage laws to conform to the Good Book.

A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)

B. Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)

D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)

E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother’s widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)

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Here’s a book to tide you over.

Newsweek has been running a series of articles over the last few days with a lot of behind-the-scenes info from both McCain and Obama camps, and it goes back to the primaries, so there’s some Hilary info too.

It’s long…really long. It’s basically a small book, but it really entertained me.

Part 1: How He Did It

Part 2: Back From the Dead

Part 3: The Long Siege

Part 4: Going Into Battle

Part 5: Center Stage

Part 6: The Great Debates

Part 7: The Final Days

Most awesome thing I’ve seen all month.

Make sure to come back around and click on each item multiple times…you never know what she has up her sleeve next.

Gas Signs Truth in Advertising. from Donny Miller on Vimeo.

Just put the stamps on my ballot.  I would like to respectfully ask that I don’t hear anything else about the election until Election Day?  Then, I would just like to hear the pop of a champagne cork.  

FSM bless Vote by Mail.

via GoatMilk

My company’s (Rovidica) bank just got fucking siezed by the Feds!

Thankfully, I had all of about $300 in there, and the rest in an Ing Direct savings account making 4%.  Still, it’s nice to have a piece of this colossal meltdown going on right now.

SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED!

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