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Sacred Cows07.18.08

Watchmen trailer looks good so far.

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17 Sci Fi Misfires: Counterpoint06.10.08

4_Demolition_Man First, read this.

Next, tell Entertainment Weekly to fuck itself, and watch Demolition Man again.

I just downloaded it again, since I remember watching it fondly with Roby back in Boulder. As it turns out, it comes out not as dated as you’d expect.

Of course, it starts out with Los Angeles, in 1996, as a warzone with antiaircraft fire, shit blowing up all over the place, and just total chaos. So, yeah, not to dead-on there, but rarely can you ding a SciFi movie in the past for getting the time at which things go to hell off by a few decades.

To set the scene: Sly Stallone plays a cop who doesn’t care how much damage he causes to get his man. Wesley “Get me a real accountant” Snipes plays his man. Shit blows up. They both get frozen as a punishment. This was in ‘93, which made this the inspiration for perhaps the slowest portion of the first Austin Powers movie.

Now, I’ll fully admit that the main reason I redownloaded this to watch it was the fact that all restaurants were Taco Bell. I have a well-publicized soft-spot for taco bell.

I figured that it had probably been over 5 years since watching it, and given that it was an early-90s action movie, I didn’t expect much. In fact, as I started watching, I started drawing comparisons between it and Last Action Hero. I had just seen LAH less than a year ago, and while not as bad as I remembered it it was…basically just not as bad as I remembered.

They were both (shallowly) deconstructions of action movies of the time, but everywhere that LAH failed, DM succeeded. I kept finding myself laughing at the background buzz every time someone sweared, the misspoken historical jargon (“You really licked his ass John Spartan!”), really most of it just worked.

So, yeah. Watch it again. Especially Roby.

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“Highbrow films gather dust”05.14.08

A report out of Harvard Business School finds that people using services like Netflix rent DVDs that they think they should watch but that those lie around unwatched while they watch the DVDs that they actually want to watch.

I find that this is true at our house, but for a different reason. We watch the movies that James has chosen together, but the DVDs that I choose - often documentaries or independent/foreign films - have to wait until I’m home alone.

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None of you got shit on…04.09.08

…a homemade stop-motion version of Tron!

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Uwe Boll: “I’m not a f**ing retard like Michael Bay”04.09.08

Agreed.

Is it just me or does he pronounce his name “Uber-Ball”?

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Darkon ain’t got shit on…04.09.08

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Lightning Bolt: The Movie04.09.08

 

Although every weekend us Bend residents can just go down to Drake Park to watch ‘em go.  They appear to all be magic-less though, as everyone just seems to want to beat the crap out of each other.  Which I totally get.

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In the tub with John Malkovich03.30.08

The fact that John Malkovich is willing to get in the tub with Craig Bierko and have his ears lovingly scrubbed as he repeats “Portugal” and “flamingo” over and over makes me love Malkovich even more than I already did.

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Joss Whedon + Nathan Fillion + Doogie Howser + Musical03.17.08

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes…YES!!!

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The shiny guy always worries02.29.08

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