Holy sssshit!
My friend Lynda sent me this story, with the comment that if it happened to her, she would:
1) Require a valium drip for at least 2 months
2) Burn the house to the ground
3) Move to Ireland and worship St. Patrick
I would add 4. Never sleep again.

So you wouldn’t be down with this number one spa treatment?
Oh yeah… I’d be fighting the urge to brick up the second floor and scrub the laundry outside in a tub.
How the heck did that thing survive a wash cycle? Between the soap and the spinning, you’d think it would have been injured if not dead.
WTF? Python number two!