Culturegeeks Style Invitational*: Least Popular Candle Scents
Right after college I worked for a crazy drunk who kept a stable full of bright, talented, criminally underpaid and forcibly demotivated young people. To quell the horror of our workday existence, one of my coworkers forwarded a list that was supposedly from Letterman: The Top Ten Least Popular Candle Scents. I can’t find that list now to share with you here (FSM bless you if you can wring it out of Letterman’s semi-functional Top Ten archives), but I remember clearly that from our veal pens, we kept adding to that list until we had more than a hundred.
So, get creative! How many unappealing scents can you come up with?
* with apologies to the Washington Post
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I’ll get you started with the only three that I can remember:
Used Dental Floss
Asparagus Tinkle
Three-Day-Old Lobster Shells in the Trash
Grandpa
Cat pee
(it’s lovely as is, but even better when the car engine heats up)
Scorched broccoli
(thank you crappy rice steamer)
Dude on 6th day of fishing trip in FL in May
(I can’t breathe!)
Dude’s bait stash on the same day
(It’s cool….I don’t want to breathe)
Feet
Prince’s bikini bottom
Ingrown Toenail
P-Trap
day-before-trash-day diaper bin
dog fart