Perfectly Portland
Portland opens world’s first Vegan strip club.
I’m assuming they’ve got organic beers on tap and Stumptown coffee to sober you up. Surely they have the least scary bouncers in existence. “Umm, hey, could you guys kinda keep it down, mmmKay?”

I’m waiting for the eventual strip-off against the Acropolis Steakhouse.
More interesting that the vegan thing is that this seems to be the first and only smoke-free strip club in town.