I don’t feel like a winner
Katy has won concert tickets through KBCO twice. The first time it was to Big Head Todd the weekend we were in PDX, so we couldn’t use them. Yesterday she won tixz to… James Blunt. James fucking Blunt.
They also sent her some tax forms because she has to declare all this as income
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She also won tickxcz to The Art of Passion at the Denver Art Museum, and I’d be all about eating sushi off a naked model… so much so that I seriously doubt she’ll let me go.
“Bring a friend or find one as the scent of passion will be in the air.”
Given the sushi, the jokes write themselves from here.
James Blunt? She should be able to write that off as a deduction. Like being blind. Or having your eardrums pierced by shrapnel.
Or being hit in the head with a _____ object.