To be thrown at your next wedding
I want one - just so I can boil and eat my baby’s face without all the ethical and legal problems that may otherwise cause.
I want one - just so I can boil and eat my baby’s face without all the ethical and legal problems that may otherwise cause.

Yeah, if your swaddled baby resembles a sack of rice.
I don’t know, where’s the fun in boiling and eating your baby’s face if it just tastes like burlap and white rice?
Cook it in chicken stock for a more realistic, tasty baby-face treat.