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Remember John Hagee, the evangelical preacher whose endorsement McCain had to back away from after Hagee mentioned that “the Holocaust was part of God’s plan for the Jews“? Apparently now he’s set his sights on the likes of you, David:

For others it’s laziness, you’re too lazy to work and support your children. I’m talking about men. You call yourself Mr. Mom, God calls you a bum. St. Paul says you are worse than an infidel. Let me look you right in the eye and tell you that Hell is your future home if all you do is sit on your backside and let your wife support you in your life.

Someone should lock him in the house with a colicky baby or an irrational, inconsolable toddler so he can understand firsthand just how, on certain moments of certain days, Hell is the stay-at-home parent’s current home.

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Including the woman who has 200 orgasms per day (that’d be cool for about two hours), the woman who’s allergic to water, the guy who can’t get fat (lucky bastard), and the 3 year old who never sleeps (kill me now).

link.

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Escaped ‘giant poo’ causes chaos

Just because you may be able to surf a tropical storm, that doesn’t mean you should try to kiteboard it.

Learn all about the history of Xenu, spoken by L Ron Hubbard himself.

This should be up all of about 10 minutes before gawker gets sued.

While the muppet moments will never meet the brilliance of the Henson days, and the parodies are not as cute as they’d like, the musical numbers on this season’s Sesame Street are top notch!

And of course there is the impossible to resist Neil Patrick Harris shoe song.

Guests this season (so far):
Jessica Alba, Will Arnett, David Beckham, Jack Black, Kim Cattrall, Lorena and Lorna Feijoo, Leslie Feist, Neil Patrick Harris, Jonah Hill, Randy Jackson, Heidi Klum, LL Cool J, Jenny McCarthy, Megan Mullally, Sandra Oh, Mike Rowe, Jason Taylor, Tilly and the Wall, Patrick Warburton, Brian Williams, Chandra Wilson

It’s a regular fountain of youth.

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I had to share this with y’all, cause it has been cracking me up all morning. Probably the best of the worst pick-up artist voice mails I’ve heard.

Dimitri, the catch.

…and I’m not condemning her very existence. It’s causing me near-physical pain to admit, but I laughed at this.

This is one crazy fricking rant! Found on a phone pole in Amherst, Mass. Actually, found on all the phone poles!